What's that sound? It's an early spring, according to the rodent in Pennsylvania.
Sniffle, hack, cough...cough
"Initially it worked its way through the kids, but I'm sick now." My co-workers are dropping by the minute.
Aaa-CHOO!!! Sniff. Sniff. Snort.
We're out of Puffs Plus Lotion and down to the tree-bark-like cheap tissues. The situation is desperate, dire.
"Does anyone have more hand sanitizer she can donate to my room?" We've got chapped hands now too. Every exposed part is turning red from the abrasions of repeated washing and wiping and wear and tear.
(the heaviness of mouth breathing)
The janitorial staff has "fogged" the building over the weekend, covering all computers and keyboards with a clear plastic. It feels a bit apocalyptic as we come in Monday. "Attention staff, you may remove the bag from your computer. They were placed there to protect the electronics from the 'fog' this weekend." The announcement doesn't seem to reassure many.
Sniffle, hack, cough...cough...aww
Come on, spring!